Turkey

Turkey, whether literally or figuratively, will be preventing me from posting for the next few days. Not the former Ottoman Empire, although it was formidable and I do live in constant fear of it. I am referring to the bird that most of us will be eating Thursday. Jessie and I, however, will be completing our Three Thanksgiving Dinners In Three Days whirlwind tour of the Midwest, heading to H-town (that's Huntington, IN, not Houston) tomorrow, where will be eating turkey on Thursday. Then we will travel back to the Chicagoland area for dinner #2 on Friday at me mither's and dinner #3 on Saturday at my dad's hizzie. Thus, I will likely be in a three-day tryptophan-laden bender, which will prevent me from posting.

Since I hate to leave anyone empty-handed for a long weekend, here are a whole assload of videos and pictures and such to keep you occupied (as always, the contributor of the link follows the brief and possibly hilarious description):

1. Jon Stewart on The Late Show. with David Letterman back in 1994 (Tron)
2. Indian midget (as linked from GMYH previously) slaps some asshole wearing a tie. (Tron)
3. Brazilian javelin judge gets what's coming to her. (RobD)
4. Guy standing on sidewalk accidentally smacks girl walking down sidewalk. Girl's boyfriend is a ninja. This is awesome. (Tron)
5. In case you haven't heard this yet (I can't remember if I posted it or not), it's a Detroit sportscaster who went to Michigan State, and he loses his mind on the air after MSU's choke job against Notre Dame. It's long, but well worth an entire listen. What's great is how he starts off completely normal and civil, and his voice deteriorates into that of a combination between Chuck Amato and a WWF wrestler, and he fends off the attempts of his co-host to stop him. Make plays! Pucker pucker pucker! Agggaaaaaaain! (Tradd)
6. Deleted scene from Borat movie. He visits a doctor for STDs. Hilarity ensues. (Tron)
7. Someone who ate Mr. Belding chokes a couple guys. (Tron)
8. An article entitled "Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten." I think that sums it up better than I could. (Christoff)
9. Hand farters perform a medley. Actually pretty impressive. (Tron)
10. Biff Tannen sings about what not to ask Biff Tannen. (Tron)
11. 1988 Inside Edition piece on Nintendo and Super Mario Brothers, featuring a seemingly non-antagonistic Bill O'Reilly. (Weeser*)
12. Montage of boobs bouncing up and down on The Price Is Right. (Tron)
13. Boxing kangaroo. (Tron)
14. Unfunny comedian flips out at audience member after he utters racial slur (it's not Michael Richards), then almost gets beat up by two chicks. (Tron)
15. Clip from Facts of Life where Tootie brings home a few bongs. Mrs. Garrett gets pissed. (Tron)
16. German version of Bert & Ernie, where they apparently do a lot of drugs and are cyclopses (or is it cyclopi?). Creepy as hell. (Tron)
17. Great football hit. And yes, that is Quentin Coryatt. (me)
18. Disturbing article about restaurant in Beijing that serves, uh, members. (RobD)
19. Pretty sweet hackeysacking. I never thought I'd ever say that. (Tron)
20. Nice article about Malort. (Gregerson)
21. Hilarious '80s PSA about love and sex. (Weeser*)
22. Women Doing Time. No, this isn't an awesome porn. It's an actual website that allows you (for a fee) to communicate with women behind bars. There are bios, pictures, and everything. This website will provide you with hours of entertainment. (Dalsin)

Have a great long weekend.