Midwestern Eavesdropping - 5/29/08

Here you go:

Twentysomething librarian: "I don't like creamy shots."
--Chicago, Matilda Bar, 3101 N. Sheffield
Eavesdroppers: Tron, $2 Dolla, Blonder

Extremely drunk twentysomething male at a house party: "Smoking is keeping me alive."
--Chicago, 3417 N. Seminary
Eavesdropper: GMYH

60-year-old obese man to washed up middle aged couple during Indy 500 Bump Day: "I feel like this is my 7th childhood, sitting here smoking this cigar. I might as well be at my mother's bosom."
--Indianapolis, Indianapolis Motor Speedway
Eavesdropper: Kazda

Twentysomething female at house party: "Why'd you wake up the guy who was sleeping?"
Extremely drunk twentysomething male: "I didn't. I just stacked beers on him."
--Chicago, 3417 N. Seminary
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Bride-to-be discussion of upcoming bachelor party with groom-to-be: "As you don't LICK pootenanny..."
--Chicago, Will's Northwoods Inn, 3030 N. Racine
Eavesdropper: Gregerson

Extremely drunk twentysomething male to friend who repeated pushed drunk man down when he tried to get up from a couch: "The more you punish me...Let's get a burrito."
--Chicago, 3417 N. Seminary
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Drunk dude hitting on two teachers in Wrigley Field bleachers: "There's really nothing better than beer and cupcakes. I'm just sayin'. I'm just sayin'."
--Chicago, Wrigley Field, 1060 W. Addison
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

3 guys walking in tailgating parking lot before baseball game. One wears a giant stuffed hot dog hat. One of his buddies angrily says: "No, the bet was that you wear the hat the WHOLE game."
--Chicago, U.S. Cellular Field, 333 W. 35th
Eavesdropper: GMYH

While listening to "Fallen Angel" by Poison:
Dude #1: "This is without question Poison's best song."
Dude #2: "Oh I beg to differ. 'Fallen Angel' is their best song."
--Chicago, Diversey & Racine
Eavesdropper: Gregerson

Female #1 talks to several co-workers: "So she starts vomiting her own poo all over the couch."
Female #2 is walking by and says: "I hope you're talking about your dog."
--Chicago, Wacker & Madison
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Thanks to all who contributed. Keep up the good work. When you overhear something hilarious or that can easily be take out of context, email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, and rest assured it will appear in the next Midwestern Eavesdropping.