Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse Star in Live Action Sequel to Corpse Bride
So I was reading The Superficial, as I'm prone to do, and I came across this picture of Pete Doherty staring into Amy Winehouse's soul while attempting to make out with her, although they may have actually just been surreptitiously sharing narcotics:Amazingly, the banshee-like figures you see in the above photograph are not in Madame Tussauds. Having looked at all the pictures, I'm not sure that Amy Winehouse had any idea that Pete Doherty was kissing her and/or fixing her a spoon with his breath (which is said to be twice the power of crack cocaine at a fraction of the price). They both seem extremely confused. Amy's arms indicate that she was recently on the losing end of a cockfight, again. Pete seems to have gained a single boot, which he plainly believes to be a relic from the Temple of Ptah at Karnak, used to summon Amun-Ra. Being allergic to sunlight and having a paralyzing fear of being attacked by rams, Pete fears the boot and is careful not to let it from his grasp, for if it were to fall into the wrong hands, his eternal ram-less midnight would be no more. At least that's what I see going on here.
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