More Like Axl Rotund

Or maybe Fatxl Rose?  If you haven't heard (or seen), Axl Rose and the band he fronts that he calls Guns N' Roses (because he owns the right to the name) played at the Rock in Rio festival in Brazil.  They came on two hours late, 'cause that's what Axl Rose does.  In those two hours, something must have happened, Perhaps a spaghetti incident?  Like maybe 40-50 pounds, because that would be a reasonable explanation for the size of his face.