For months now, I have been watching Hyundai commercials knowing that the spokesman looked and sounded familiar. Tonight, it all came together, due in
sickening part to my unhealthy knowledge of all things Saved By The Bell. You see, in the less-than-impressive
College Years, there was a young professor at Cal U who, for a brief time, stole Kelly's heart and invaded her nether regions. His name: Professor Jeremiah Lasky (shown to the right, mere seconds from copulation). His job: teaching anthropology and breaking hearts. His real name: Patrick Fabian. His real job: pawning Hyundais off as decent cars. It's true. Below is a current picture of Fabian, courtesy of
www.patrickfabian.com. Sometimes it
really hurts to be so right. Godspeed Professor Lasky. Godspeed.
sickening part to my unhealthy knowledge of all things Saved By The Bell. You see, in the less-than-impressive College Years, there was a young professor at Cal U who, for a brief time, stole Kelly's heart and invaded her nether regions. His name: Professor Jeremiah Lasky (shown to the right, mere seconds from copulation). His job: teaching anthropology and breaking hearts. His real name: Patrick Fabian. His real job: pawning Hyundais off as decent cars. It's true. Below is a current picture of Fabian, courtesy of www.patrickfabian.com. Sometimes it really hurts to be so right. Godspeed Professor Lasky. Godspeed.
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1 comment:
how sad is that? wow, he aged very badly. i would've known that, except i haven't seen those hyundai commercials. go early morning saturdays! i miss those days.
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