Whatcha Doin'?

I'm sitting here typing my Secured Transactions outline for bar review purposes -- yet another topic I did not encounter in 3 years of practice in Ohio and am 99% sure I will not encounter during what will likely be a mindnumbingly painful 30-40 years of practice in Illinois. I'm also trying to think of new and creative ways to stab myself to death. You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish with a hammer and a ceramic goose.

How about you? What are you up to this weekend? Let me know what or who you're doing tonight and/or tomorrow, so that I can at least have some vicarious fun. Please. For the love of God. The drunker the comment posted, the better. Weekend life without alcohol is as painfully boring as it sounds. I'm currently like the Branson to my former self's Las Vegas. Take me back.