Friday, July 14, 2006

Whatcha Doin'?

I'm sitting here typing my Secured Transactions outline for bar review purposes -- yet another topic I did not encounter in 3 years of practice in Ohio and am 99% sure I will not encounter during what will likely be a mindnumbingly painful 30-40 years of practice in Illinois. I'm also trying to think of new and creative ways to stab myself to death. You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish with a hammer and a ceramic goose.

How about you? What are you up to this weekend? Let me know what or who you're doing tonight and/or tomorrow, so that I can at least have some vicarious fun. Please. For the love of God. The drunker the comment posted, the better. Weekend life without alcohol is as painfully boring as it sounds. I'm currently like the Branson to my former self's Las Vegas. Take me back.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

masterbating to gay porn

GMYH said...

It's spelled "masturbating," and man am I jealous. Not surprised, though.

Anonymous said...

that all depends on how good you are at it

Anonymous said...

Somebody else is posting using my name. I have a good guess as to whom. C'mon Andrew -- you know I know how to spell masturbating. Sheesh.

GMYH said...

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Anonymous said...

i was in a chinese threesome with chicks boasting mongolian cruelty. i no longer have a urethra. everything else is there, though. dilaudin has kept the pain to a slow, steady sear. just fud fer thawt.

GMYH said...

That's what I'm talking about. Much better than typing a Secured Transactions outline.

Anonymous said...

i stubbed my toe...on a dead hooker

Anonymous said...

I always knew you wanted to be me, Tron! And are you saying that chick was dead? I kept asking why I had to do all the work... I want my money back.