Thursday, January 24, 2008

New Poll - If the election were today, who would you vote for?

Well, we found out the answer to "What's worse, finding out that the woman you're banging is a man or finding out that the woman your banging is your sister?" The lack of participation shows just how repulsive a question it was. Out of the 11 of you who not too repulsed by the question or its consequences, 7 said that finding out it's your sister is worse, while 4 said finding out it's a man is worse. To be honest, I'm a little surprised that so many of you said that finding out you're having sex with a man would be worse than finding out you're having sex with your sister. A man could have had a sex change. Your sister is always your sister, you sicko.

With all this election coverage plastered all over everything, I ask you this: If the election were today, who would you vote for:
  • Dana Jacobsen (unlike many, she understands that it's a fucking roast; I assume her running mate would be Rick Majerus)
  • Heath Ledger (too soon?)
  • Stacy Peterson (I bet that'd get her out of hiding!)
  • Drew Peterson (maybe the Presidency would stop him from murdering his wives), or
  • Peter and David Paul (The Barbarian Brothers -- no relation to Ron Paul)

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