Anyone up for a road trip to Gloucester?
Two more questions:
(1) Where were these chicks when I was in high school?
(2) Is the taste of crushed-up RU-486 noticeable when mixed into coffee or orange juice or Mad Dog (or whatever it is that fishermen's daughters use to nurse a "wicked" hangover after they've been willingly banged by a homeless man in the dumpster behind the Rite Aid)? I'm just sayin'.
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2 comments:
Were girls in a "pregnancy pact" really the ones you wanted to be around in high school? It's wasn't a "fuck pact" there are consequences here man...
Hence, the RU-486. You see, Ryan, that is what those fat cats in Washington call "the morning after pill." Also, I'm sterile, so there is really no downside.
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