The Progression of Das Boot

Last night was Reed's birthday party at Prost. Even though Reed had already ingested two liters of beer, someone decided it would be a good idea to give him Das Boot -- which is German for "the boat," but for some reason has been equated with a two-liter glass boot filled with German beer.

Here is what I call "The Progression of Das Boot":

1. Das Boot is poured.

2. Das Boot is consumed.

3. Das Boot is victorious.