Friday, December 09, 2005
Fecal Dessert?
Guys, I'm not even kidding with this one. Just now I encountered yet another fecal phantom (for those of you unfamiliar with this term, please see my previous two posts on the subject, linked here (#1) and here (#2)). This one, in addition to the fastidious nature of his shitting, added a new twist. After he finished his duties in the stall, he did what every normal human being would do: he brushed his fucking teeth. Thus, I have named this spin-off phenomenon the "fecal dessert phenomenon," named after the 1999 song by the short-lived, but hugely popular, Bloomington, Indiana punk sextet Cervical Implosion.
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2 comments:
Ahh....those were the days....
Speaking of fecal dessert - did I ever tell you how much I hate Kentucky?
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