Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Greatest Phone Messages Ever

Ladies, have you ever been a little hammered and met someone named Dmitri who is single, who doesn't date timid women, and who thought you looked "extremely elegant"? If not, here's why you should not give him your number. Thanks to Chandler for the link. This is absolutely priceless, especially the last minute.


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According to the link Chandler sent me, "The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a call.' The above is the messages he left."

Anyone who says, "here's how it's going to work," "believe it or not, I'm a great catch," and "there's nothing wrong with me" on a voicemail to a woman he's met for 2 minutes is a man who knows what he's doing.

4 comments:

Beth said...

W.O.W.

Just....wow.

lynnie said...

OMG..my sister just sent me the link to this the other day. as she says HILAOrious!!!!

Anonymous said...

this is a hoax. viral marketing campaign.

Anonymous said...

Viral marketing for what? Summer's Eve?