Nessie, Jr.

Ari sent me a link to a Gawker article about some thing -- and I do mean thing -- that allegedly washed up on the shore in Montauk. Holy mother of mutation, what the fuck is that thing?! It looks like a turtle without its shell combined with a pig fetus combined with Richard Moll. And it appears to be flipping the bird. I can't say for sure that it's real, but I have encountered a lobstress firsthand, so I also can't say for sure that it's not real.