Pope Tells Africa: "Dude, just don't have sex with people who have AIDS"

Last week the Pope reaffirmed his stance that condoms are not the answer to prevent the HIV/AIDS epidemic in Africa. In fact, Benny went so far as to suggest that handing out condoms will somehow worsen the epidemic. Obviously. And the world was created 5,000 years ago, not long before man starting walking alongside dinosaurs. So, if I understand this correctly, it's okay under Catholicism to tell people not to have sex, knowing that they will anyway and may die prematurely and cause others to die prematurely, but it's not okay to strap a piece of latex to your peepee to prevent a terminal disease with no cure. This is hilarious, especially coming from a man who has presumably never had sex in his life, or, apparently, basic sexual education classes either.