Chris: "We should start a steakhouse."
Ruth: "Great idea, Chris. I'm gonna go one step further and suggest that we put butter on top of our steaks."
Chris: "Ruth, I want to fuck you so bad right now. But there's only one problem."
Ruth: "What's that, Chris?"
Chris: "I just don't know what should we name our new steakhouse."
Ruth: "I have but two requirements. It must be a tongue twister, and it must tell people that you're mine."
Brilliant.
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In the scheme of franchised steak houses, Ruth's Chris is wildly overrated.
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