Marked for Death

No, this isn't a post about the harrowing tale of DEA agent John Hatcher's attempt to hunt down a Jamaican drug lord named Screwface. Rather, it's about two of the dumbest people in Iowa, who brilliantly decided to burgle a home with masks that they drew onto their faces with permanent marker, and quite terribly at that. Click here for the whole story and the pictures. They're priceless. The police chief's reaction is pretty solid too.