I have been stockpiling texts for Thursday Texts, but have been forgetting to post them. Anyway, here you go:
312: How is it possible that marty mcflys parents would not remember him when he gets back. Yes. Whisky and vodka today already.
919: Let's hurt these smug bastards like the Enola Gay hurt Hiroshima
773: A PhD in field goals? Really Purdue?
812: It really is glorious outside
812: My dog's shit didn't even steam today
248: This conversation is over.
812: I'm just saying
812: It must be warm if the shit isn't steaming
206: Fuck the buckeyes- I got laid saying that last time
312: I'm out drinking with 60 yr old guys. Man. What you can learn.
937: They may as well just award the natl champ to florida and start next year. Tebow should have won peace prize
330: Howdy, last night was fun. Sorry I wasn't there when you woke up. I woke up starving and got food.
330: That wasn't supposed to go to you sorry
330: And that message definitely isn't what it looks like
773: Guy sitting in the IU section, IN FUCKING VIRGINIA wearing Purdue shirt and cap. Really?!?
312: Just watched the ankle snap scene from misery for the 1st time in 17 yrs. Why were we allowed to watch this?
773: Storming the field? Weak iowa...very weak
As I said in the initial Thursday Texts post, I invite you to email hilarious texts that you send or receive to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, and I will post them accordingly. All texts will be anonymous, identified only by their area code. Or, I also strongly encourage people to post texts as comments to the Thursday Text posts. I will not approve any comments that contain last names.
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