Much of this weekend was spent discussing names that we thought would be creepy names for men under 35 -- names that would be hilarious to give as an alias to a woman at a bar. Bear in mind that these names might be okay for older men, but not so much for young men on the prowl in bars, since it's assumed that they're into date rape.
Ladies, these are the guys you meet that, when they say, "My name is Gil. Nice to meet you," what they mean is "Hi. I'm Gil, and I hope to be fondling your breasts after you pass out later tonight." If you ever meet anyone who tells you any of the names below are his name, politely decline the piña colada he is insisting you drink, turn around, and get the fuck out of there.
10. Chas
9. Hector
8. Mel
7. Sid
6. Ric
5. Dale
4. Lon
3. Glyn
2. Lyle
1. Gil
Other names considered: Del, Don, Gary, Glenn, Hal, Jed, Les, Lew, Randall, Ron, Russell, Rusty, Sal, Stan, Vance, Wade, Wes. Feel free to add any.
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Christoff
You forgot Norman, Lester, and Vernon. Or Norm, Les, and Vern. Just sayin.
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