Crikey!

Well, the day we all knew was eventually going to come has indeed come. With the vengeance of a angry stingray. In case you haven't heard, the Crocodile Hunter himself, Steve Irwin, was ruthlessly murdered by a scared and defensive stingray, who punctured Irwin's heart with its barb. Irwin's producer was quoted as saying that Irwin "died doing what he loved best." That's funny because I don't think having a serrated, venemous stingray tail plunged into his chest was what he loved best. In fact, I'd venture to say that if he had lived for even a few seconds after getting his heart exploded, he probably would have said that he did not love best what had just happened, despite the beautiful markings on the stingray's back.