Super Neat Videos

I don't have much time to write today because I am going to get my Illinois drivers license on my lunch break. I expect to have my license sometime between 4:43 and 4:58.

I will, however, remark that -- in case you hadn't already known this -- Rush Limbaugh is officially the biggest asshole in America for accusing Michael J. Fox of hamming up his Parkinson's Disease symptoms to gain support for Democratic congressional candidates. In case you didn't just read that sentence, let me reiterate. Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox -- one of the most universally beloved actors in the world -- of faking the severity of his Parkinson's symptoms. I would like to drop Limbaugh in a forest and hunt him. I assume I would need nothing more than a compound bow, some arrows (maybe only one), and some bait (ding-dongs, a bottle of Vicodin, and a gay minority with a life-threatening illness).

Also, Midwestern Eavesdropping is a little slim (i.e., only 2 submissions), so please send in your eavesdroppings before tomorrow around noon to gmyhblog@yahoo.com.

Here are some totally sweet links to videos (contributor to link following):

• Borat being Borat (Christoff)
• Something to make Illini fans cry some more (Holt)
• One-handed Rubik's Cube mastery (Tron) (As a side note, I first laid hands on a Rubik's Cube at some point between 1983 and 1985. I have come very close to getting 2 sides.)
• Chuck Amato animated cartoon (Tron)
• Tiger Woods Nike commercial imitation, for some reason set to "Valerie" by Steve Winwood (Tron)
• Turbo drunk bitch rips on non-drinker on Blind Date (the 1:40 mark is particularly good) (Tron)
• Drunk girl asks bottle to be broken over her head. Hilarity ensues (Tron)
• Soccer balls to the face are always funny (Tron)
• It turns out Public Enemy was right: 911 is a joke (Tron)
• Girl on stripper pole (clothed) falls on head (Tron)