In case you haven't checked it out yet, the internet (or at least Mike & Kate and Tron) is abuzz about Club Trillion. Despite what the title may lead you to believe, it is NOT the personal blog of Conrad Bain, but rather a blog written by Ohio State basketball benchwarmer Mark Titus. The "trillion" comes from his usual line on the stat sheet: 1 min., 0 pts, 0 reb., 0 assists, 0 steals, etc., etc. Anyway, the blog is pretty funny. He is apparently a better writer than he is a basketball player, and he enjoys a good pun. No word on whether he is related to Christopher Titus, the driving force behind Fox's blockbuster show, Titus, but one can assume -- based on their respective penchants for humor -- that they are father and son.
Interestingly, he has received well over 100,000 hits since November 3, 2008 (and, in honor of his 100,000th hit, he had a guest blogger). This is somewhat humbling, since I have received a little more than 95,000 hits since sometime in late September 2005. But it does remind me to let you good people know that the 100,000th visitor will receive a full-on GMYH Biography, just like I used to do in the days of yore when I had more time on my hands and ambition. So, if you happen to be visitor number 100,000, take a screen shot (Ctrl + Print Screen) or just take a picture of the screen and email it to me (firstname.lastname@example.org), and I will whip up a fake biography for all the world to see.