Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Singler's in Spaa-aace

If there's one thing that last night's Duke/Purdue drubbing taught me -- other than the obvious fact that Duke is a far superior team and academic institution than Purdue -- it's that Duke forward Kyle Singler is, in fact, the reincarnation of Ziggy Stardust.
Kyle, just remember that when the media monkeys and their junket junkies invite you to their plastic pantomime, throw the invite away.

Oh, and Purdue coach Matt Painter continues to look like Sloth.

Baby Ruuuuuuuttttthhhhhhh!

4 comments:

Holt said...

Singler has a little Clay Aiken in him as well. In fact, he may have indeed had Clay Aiken in him.

Anonymous said...

Holt, the fact that you know who Clay Aiken is frightens me.

GMYH said...

Zing!

And double zing!

Katie, the fact that you're posting anonymously frightens me.

Anonymous said...

Porkchop can suck my balls!