Put Your Cell Phone on the Do Not Call List

In case you haven't heard, cell phone numbers will be made public to telemarketers later this month. We here at GMYH hate that shit more than a stripper who can't say "no" but won't say "yes." Therefore, we encourage you to put your cell phone (and land line for that matter) on the national Do Not Call List: http://www.donotcall.gov. That is, unless you want some salty prick named Terry who hates his job more than Boss Hog hates those Duke boys calling you at 9am on a Saturday to explain why you can't live without Time-Life's Gods of Ragtime Collection. "For only $8.99, we'll start you out with a double CD featuring the hits the King of the Classic Rag, the Primadonna of the Pre-War Piano, the Missouri Madman himself. That's right, none other than Scott Joplin. Then each month you'll receive a new CD -- only $29.99 a piece -- featuring hits from all your favorite ragtime stars. Artie Matthews, Luckey Roberts, May Aufderheide, Eubie Blake, Zez Confrey. They're all there, and more. There is no obligation to buy, and if you don't like a CD, you can send it back within 30 days for a full refund. And you know what? You're free to cancel at anytime. Does that sound like something you'd be interested in?"