29-year-old female discussing the age of a cat: "Can't doctors just look at her butthole and count the rings and know how old she is?"
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: AlyK
Thirtysomething female: "If you can find your keys in a chick's bush, it's too short."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian
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