The Day of 1000 Videos

Well, more like 16, but you get the point. Before getting to the plethora of videos Tron has sent to me in the past several weeks, I would like everyone who participated in the voting for DJ McKinizie's bid to become the next DJ at 93.1 in Indy to know that she won. So, congrats to DJ McKinzie, and good luck. I expect nothing more than a daily shout-out to GMYH, telling your listeners to visit this site and resort to false idolatry by worshipping its every word.

In other random news, Jessie was watching NBC's Today Show this morning while I was getting ready for work, after a totally killer workout, which is ironic because there was a segment about how some women like a man with a little flab. Nice try Satan. In case you haven't heard, Satan owns GE, which owns NBC, which produces this show, which was trying to get me to stop working out so that I can die before I've done anything good in my life and, thus, be forced to spend eternity at a Purdue pep rally emceed by Kathy Griffin and featuring the musical stylings of Steely Dan, Creed, and Ashlee Simpson.

Satan also owns and operates Procter & Gamble, the world's largest consumer products company. There has been at least one source -- some random dude protesting outside P&G's headquarters in Cincinnati a couple years ago -- who has indicated that much of P&G's business is in fact not related to the production household goods, but rather, to killing babies. At first it doesn't make sense. Why would a company that makes so many goods for babies actually kill off a large segment of its target market? But then you remember that P&G is run by Satan, who would rather have fresh babies to feed to Mindy Cohn (I assume she's dead) than turn a profit.

Speaking of P&G, Tron has sent me a ton of video links for everyone's enjoyment. Here they are:

1. Small dog humps Barney doll.
2. A biker gets hit by a car and lands on his feet, then parades around yelling at things.
3. Steaker at a rodeo gets pummeled by a cop in a cowboy hat.
4. Idiot jumps from roof to trampoline. Almost.
5. Mike O'Connell (whoever that is) song "What's It Going to Be?" (might not be safe for work)
6. Kid wearing bucket over head at batting cages.
7. Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo in Jellystoned Park. Pretty funny.
8. Braveheart trailer parody given Mel Gibson's recent misgivings.
9. Trailer for the Borat movie, which looks like it's going to be hilarious.
10. Parody of eHarmony called Minor Match Maker.
11. A video from YouTube that I was unable to view because YouTube was under construction.
12. A public urination folly.
13. Bas Rutten with some unbelievably helpful tips for street fighting and bar fighting. His "no I'm not" move at the end it pretty good.
14. Not a video, but a picture of a blurb in an Australian newspaper about some crazy Aussies doing what crazy Aussies do (i.e., crazy shit).
15. Bushisms movie that I haven't been able to view yet, but I assume is funny.
16. For an awkward, unnaturally scripted, lifeless recruiting video featuring two young female attorneys, check out the second video down on the page. (The person who sent me this link shall go unnamed, for fear of retribution from said attorneys.)

So there you have it. Also, please make sure to send me your submissions for Midwestern Eavesdropping, at gmyhblog@yahoo.com.

AL Wild Card
1. White Sox 71-46 --
2. Boston 68-49 3.0
3. Minnesota 68-49 3.0

NL Wild Card
1. Cincinnati 61-57 --
2. San Diego 60-58 1.0
3. Arizona 59-59 2.0
4. Colorado 58-60 3.0
5. Philly 57-60 3.5
6. Astros 57-61 4.0