But anyway, I would like to thank everyone who for some reason reads this on a regular basis, as well as everyone who just reads it now and then. I am not sure why anyone would want to read the delusions of a horribly depressed lawyer who pretends to bang chicks in his office every Friday while listening to hair band music. I am legitimately concerned about your mental stability, as you should be about mine.
Paranoid schizophrenia aside, here are some of the highlights from GMYH's first year:
- 2005 Labor Day Weekend in Chicago. The first in a long and continuing line of unnecessarily long posts about stupid shit that happens when I drink. I like to drink.
- GMYH Interview Workshops: Interview Questions 1, Interview Questions 2, Interview Questions 3, Interview Tips, Sample Interview Script, and Questions for Interviewees to Ask.
- The dawning of Hair Band Friday. Working on Fridays hasn't been the same since. And I have VD.
- GMYH Biographies: Jesterio, Tron, Wee Wee, Greg Weeser*, Zumpano, Kris Kringle, Matthew Spring, J-Diza, and the forthcoming Hack Bone.
- The 30 in 8 Series: pregame, beer 4, postgame, recap, and Ashcraft puking.
- Fecal Phantoms. I don't know if this is really a highlight, but it seemed to happen more than it should have: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six.
- I foreshadowed Midwestern Eavedropping by listening to one of the dumbest conversations of all-time in a Kettering, Ohio Panera.
- The White Sox -- yes, the Chicago White Sox -- won the World Series.
- I traveled to East Lansing for Halloween, and Goni and I got robbed. Pictures were taken.
- The famed Metz Suite "Areola" Weekend, and the resulting 3 posts: the recap, the song, and the pictures.
- I saw Saw.
- The Dirty Dayton Bar Crawl.
- Ryan almost gutted Volchok with a wine bottle. In retrospect, he should have.
- Gonzaga's basketball team was finally exposed for what it was: the ugliest team in college basketball.
- The Bachelor Party Manifesto.
- You know you're from Southwestern Ohio if . . .
- For some reason I decided to get serious on the 25th anniversary of John Lennon's death.
- I sounded off on court-rushing in college basketball.
- PopoZao.
- I was nearly murdered by some F-4s.
- I saw the fucking Crüe.
- I lost 10 pounds, most of which is still off.
- For Lent, I gave up drinking during the week and fried foods.
- The OC "When Will Marissa Eat?" pool, which Holt won by picking episode 69 (hell yeah). He has not yet redeemed his prize.
- People mispronounced words. I was not happy.
- Rhonda hit the 200,000-mile mark. Stickers were applied.
- Jester and I went to Key West.
- I discovered Troy's Mixtape of Love.
- Jester and I moved to Chicago. Several days later I shuked.
- Midwestern Eavesdropping was started.
- Marissa Cooper fucking died. Volchok will pay.
- Kim and Casey got married. So did Chris and Selina.
- It came to my attention that there is a Wings tribute band.
- Jessie and I made it to our first anniversary.
- There is a 5-year-old transvestite in Florida.
- I mercilessly berated a Christian rock band called Hot Sundae. Twice. Luckily it turns out that they have a pretty good sense of humor.
- A week before the bar exam, I nearly killed myself with alcohol whilst seeing Def Leppard and Journey. Nearly a month later I nearly killed myself after being introduced to the O-Bomb.
- I took the Illinois bar exam. Sweet.
- I went to Lollapalooza.
- Some guy lied about killing JonBenet Ramsey.
- For some reason I started up a GMYH MySpace page and a GMYH Cafe Press shop.
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1 comment:
Bskull,
I remember nothing from 30 in 8 except throwing a pint glass at Marc. Thus, I cannot confirm or deny your claim to the photo or reference. I do believe Tron sent me the photo, however. And yes, he is working for Reuters, idiot.
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