No worries, though, because the International Astronomical Union has given me plenty of nonsensical fodder for today's post by revoking Pluto's planet card. Yes, that's right, Pluto is no longer considered a planet. What concerns me most about this horrifying development is that elementary school science teachers are going to be frantically struggling to come up with a new mnemonic device to help the children remember the planets of our solar system because they will need something to replace the now-obselete My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies. Fear not, because this is the exact situation for which I created a blog. I give to you, the concerned science teachers of America, the following mnemonic devices that will aid your students' ability to remember the eight planets of our fair solar system:
- My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nighttrain
- Married Venezuelans Entertain Many Jewish Swingers Unless Not
- My Vagina Excretes Many Juicy Substances Under Nightfall
- Milk Very Effectively Makes Jamaican Swordswallowers Urinate Nonstop
- Mike's Violent Erection Made Jane Seem Understandably Nervous
- Most Viennese Entertainers Make Jealous Socially Unforgiving Nihilists
- Most Vehement Evangelists Merely Just Stop Up North
- Murder Victims Eventually Make Jizz Sponges Under Necrophiliacs
- Mustard Vanilla Eclairs Must Just Sound Undeniably Nauseating
- My Very Eager Mistress Just Sucked Until Now
- Most Vegans' Exteriors Mostly Just Smell Ungodly Noxious
- Many Vampires Equal Mostly Just Sweet Until Night
- Mary's Venous Eczema Makes Jerry Springer Upchuck Nightly
- Mississippi Very Educated Makes Just Sense Understand No
- Milli Vanilli’s Early Music’s Just Sonically Unequaled Now
- Most Vaudevillian Entertainers Made Jalopies Seem Normal
- Micturating Violently Evokes Mainly Just Soggy Underwear Nocturnally
- Mostly VanDamme Emulates Musclebound Justinian Singing Urban Ninjas
- Most Virgins Erroneously Must Just Start Undulating Nude
- Many Virgins Eagerly Masturbate Jealously Supine Under Nightfall
- Most Venetians Enter Motorcars Justifiably Suspiciously Unless Naked
- Multiple Venomous Eels Make Jokes Seem Unimportant Nowadays
- Merry Vladimir Eagerly Married Josephine’s Simply Unbelievable Nipples
- My Very Eccentric Mother Just Served Us Nothing
- Moccasin Venom Ends Men Just So Unnaturally Nastily
- Masturbating Vehemently Essentially Means Jessie’s Sexually Uninterested Nightly
- Mario Vomited Eventfully. Mario Just Saw Ugly Nipples.
I'll add more as I think of them, and I invite you to add your own. The future of America's schoolchildren depends on it.
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4 comments:
that's 'mnemonic.'
KKC,
I fail to see how your suggested mnemonic will help anyone remember the name of the planets.
But seriously, thanks. It has been duly changed. Apparently WordPerfect's spell checker likes the word "nemonic." I hate WordPerfect.
In divorce court, Minnie's attorney asked why Mickey found it appropriate to demean Minnie's sexual practices.
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