Just as I predicted, John Mark Karr's good name was cleared. In case you haven't heard, prosecutors have dropped the charges against Karr in the JonBenet Ramsey case because his DNA didn't match that found at the crime scene. Karr comes away from this looking like a genius, having concocted a magical fairytale about how he accidentally choked JonBenet while trying to kidnap her, so that he could get extradited from Thailand, where he was bound to be charged with some trumped up child molestation charge. Now Karr can get back into teaching and be a productive member of society, surely blending in wherever he ends up. I mean, look at him. He's a tiger, just waiting to get out there and touch the world. One thing is crystal clear: Karr is going to get soooo laid because of this whole thing. What a ladykiller! At least that's what he'll tell you.In other news, I came across www.myheritage.com, a site that allows you to upload photos of yourself and then it tell you which celebrities you most resemble. You can do it with multiple photos, which I found entertaining because I could see the variance in celebrities. Apparently I look like Hal Sparks. Here are my various results. Some of them are pretty funny.
AL Wild Card
1. Minnesota 76-53 -- (33)
2. White Sox 76-54 0.5 (32)
NL Wild Card
1. Cincinnati 67-65 -- (30)
2. San Diego 66-65 0.5 (31)
3. Philadelphia 65-65 1.0 (32)
4. San Francisco 65-66 1.5 (31)
5. Florida 64-66 2.0 (32)
6. Arizona 64-67 2.5 (31)
7. Houston 63-68 3.5 (31)
8. Atlanta 61-68 4.5 (33)
8. Milwaukee 62-69 4.5 (31)
10. Colorado 61-69 5.0 (32)
Note: The 6th place team in the AL Wild Card race (Texas) would be tied for the lead in the NL Wild Card race. The NL sucks this year.
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So I guess taht Rich Eisen wasn't all that far off when he wondered outloud during one fateful Sportscenter broadcast if that was "the kid from Rushmore."
Frankie Muniz? Criss Angel? You must be so proud.
Although Peter "Sandy Cohen" Gallagher should raise some pride.
And Ed Gein. I know what your thinking: bartender at Canal Bar? No, serial killer. Wisconsin. 1950s. You know what he said about women? "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right." And the other part, you ask? "What her head would look like on a stick."
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